Schiesse!

Holding on to that spam mail theme for a minute, I get an awful lot from viagra - I suspect girlfriend involvement.... but I also got a German one asking me:

Ficken sie ein weltmeister?

Which I think translates as: "Do you fuck like a champion?"

To which I have to answer: Yes! Twice nightly and matinees on Sundays.

I didn't know shagging was an Olympic sport.