You lucky basta...

On the Tokyo train going to work a few days back, I saw a cool young guy pull out what I thought was an Apple iPad - it was a medium sized, thin looking device that he was clearly objectifying. Although it's been on sale in the US for a few weeks it isn't available here yet, though there are people who have managed to get their hands on them, through friends, desperate online auctions etc. so of course the first thing you'd do would be to take it on the train and use it as mock-nonchalantly as possible, right? If you were that kind of person. Lucky bastard, I thought, moving in closer for a peek - which is when I realised it was actually a mirror that he was using to preen himself in front of before putting it back in his bag.