In Japan people actually buy these ....

Living in Tokyo does often feel like a taste-free zone, a parallel universe where anything goes - and where anything often means shite.

So often in Japan, words aren't necessary...

Seen in a bowling hall in Kobe. Put me off my game, it did...

Nakata, so much to answer for...

Nakata, a supremely gifted footballer quit playing in his late 20s - he said he was going to travel the world and do good things for the planet. Recently however, you can't go anywhere in Tokyo without seeing his cute face advertising any old shite. Save the world my arse - just another celeb reaping the rewards of fame and prettiness. And Coke too? How low can you go? Pillock.